ONE NEURON FIRING
After years of crypto degeneracy, rug pulls, and 100x gambles, this is all that's left.
This is The Last Braincell Standing. We protect it at all costs.
After years of crypto degeneracy, rug pulls, and 100x gambles, this is all that's left.
This is The Last Braincell Standing. We protect it at all costs.
We are the battle-scarred veterans of a thousand shitcoin wars. The sole survivors of the great degen winter. Every pump, every dump, every liquidated long has forged us, honed us, and stripped us down to this: one final, resilient braincell flickering defiantly in the dark abyss of the Solana blockchain. It's not smart, it's not wise, but it's ours. And it only knows one thing: buy more $CELL.
Simple. Resilient. Probably regarded.
1,000,000,000
One for every neuron we sacrificed along the way.
BURNT
Fried to a crisp, just like our dopamine receptors.
0 / 0
Thinking is hard. Math is harder. We kept it simple.
A guide for the functionally brain-dead.
Download Phantom or another Solana wallet. This is the new home for your last braincell. Guard it with your life.
You'll need SOL, the lifeblood of the Solana ecosystem. Get it from an exchange and send it to your new wallet. Don't mess this up.
Go to a DEX like Jupiter, Raydium, or Orca. Connect your wallet. Prepare for synaptic transmission.
Paste the $CELL mint address, swap your SOL, and confirm the transaction. Welcome. You are one of us now. There is no going back.
Our collective consciousness (or lack thereof) resides on X. It's where we share memes, cope, and coordinate our next questionable financial decision. Don't be shy.